Police jokes
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local
police station, along with
her next-door neighbor, to report that
her husband was missing. The
policeman asked for a description of the
missing man.
The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot
4-inches, has dark eyes,
dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185
pounds, is soft-spoken, and
is good to the children."
The
next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches,
chubby,
bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife
replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
