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Todays joke

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
to visit a
temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a
zig-zag.

At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji
that it
will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt.
Abu as
there will be no space at the top to turn around up there.

So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to
the
top of Mt. Abu in reverse.

After sometime the Sardarji
comes down of the hill in reverse..

When the man sees him, he
asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill
in a reverse gear.

The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill
so
he reversed his car.

Police jokes

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on! Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful. At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. Cop: Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible. Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119.