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Todays joke
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw
in
a light bulb?
A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep
first.
A: Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch
the
beers.
A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on
yer, mate!"
Police jokes
- Santa Claus, one
smart and one stupid
policeman are walking together when they spotted
hundred dollars on
the ground. Who will take the money?
- ???
- Stupid policeman,
since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don't
exist.
