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Todays joke

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her

license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing
glasses."

The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

The
policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a

ticket!"

Police jokes

On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards. - Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards? - Because we are not sure that we will find the place to make u-turn on the top of the mountain. After one hour the same man saw the same police car driving downhill backwards again. - But guys, why are you driving backwards again? - We have found the place to make u-turn up there.