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Todays joke

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her

pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your
divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the
middle of
the property with a stream running by."

"No," he
said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made
of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he
continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and
uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's
parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We
have a two-car carport and have never really
needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your
marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't
necessarily
like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes,"
she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I
do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you
want a
divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.
"I've never wanted a
divorce. My husband does. He said he can't
communicate with me!"

Police jokes

A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "Head on boolevard..." dang it! Scratch scratch. He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head. "Head on curb."