Religious jokes
There's this guy who had been lost and
walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home
of a
missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and
collapses on
the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back
to health.
Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for
directions to the
nearest town. On his way out the backdoor, he sees this
horse. He goes back
into the house and asks the missionary, "Could I
borrow your horse and
give it back when I reach the town?"
The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this
horse. You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make
it
stop."
Not paying much attetion, the man says, "Sure,
ok."
So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse
starts
walking. Then he says, "Thank God, thank God," and the horse
starts
trotting. Feeling really brave, the man says, "Thank
God, thank God,
thank God, thank God, thank God" and the horse
just takes off. Pretty soon
he sees this cliff coming up and he's
doing everything he can to make
the horse stop.
"Whoa, stop,
hold on!!!!"
Finally he remembers, "Amen!!"
The horse
stops 4 inches from the cliff. Then the man leans back in the
saddle
and says, "Thank God."
