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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

The room was full of
pregnant women and
their partners. The Lamaze class
was in full swing. The instructor
was teaching the women how to breathe
properly, and informing the
men how to give the necessary assurances at
this stage of the
plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking

is
especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you
to take
the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room
was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group
raised

his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it all right if she
carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Religious jokes

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," shouted Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register." "Well, interrupted the dealer, "didn't you receive them yet?" "Oh, we received them all right," replied Deacon Brown. "However, you sent us some golf pencils...each stamped with the words, `Play Golf Next Sunday.'"