Religious jokes
God looks down and notices that Adam is all
alone
while all the animals have companions, so he decides to
create a
companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to
him, "Adam, you
are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to
create for you
the ultimate companion. She will worship the very
ground you walk on, she
will long for you and no other, she will be
highly intelligent, she
will wait on you hand and foot and obey your
every command, she will be
beautiful, and all it will cost you is
an arm and a leg." Thinking for a
few moments, Adam replies, "What
could I get for a rib?"
