Religious jokes
A preacher was completing a temperance
sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the
world,
I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater
emphasis
he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take
it and
throw it into the river."
And then finally, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and throw
it into the river."
He sat down. The song leader then stood very
cautiously and announced
with a smile, "For our closing song, let
us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We
Gather at the River."
