Religious jokes
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically
he
was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work
had
given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked
a woman
co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him.
That does it, he
decided. I'm going to start a whole new regimen. He
began attending
aerobics classes. He started working out with
weights. He changed his
diet. And he got an expensive hair transplant.
In six months, he was a
different man. Again, he asked his female
co-worker out, and this time she
accepted.
There he was, all
dressed up for the date, looking better than he ever
had. He stood
poised to ring the woman's doorbell, when a bolt of
lightning
struck him and knocked him off his feet. As he lay there dying,
he
turned his eyes toward the heavens and said, "Why, God, why now?
After
all I've been through, how could you do this to me?"
Fr
om up above, there came a voice, "Sorry. I didn't not recoginize
you."
