Religious jokes
A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing
golf. Sarah misses a 3
foot putt and yells, "Goddamn it, missed the
bugger!" and the nun says,
"If you keep saying that then God will
punish you." Next hole Sarah
misses a 2 foot putt and says "Goddamn
it, missed the bugger!" and the
nun says, "ONE more time Sarah, and
God will punish you!" Then Sarah
misses a neoot putt and says "GOD
DAMN IT!!!MISSED THE BUGGER!"
Suddenly clouds form overhead. God
comes down from Heaven and strikes the
nun dead with a bolt of
thunder.
God says, "Goddamn it! Missed the bugger!"
