Religious jokes
Sister Mary burst into the office of the
principal of Our Lady
of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an
advanced state of
agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you
hear this!"
The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, "
Now just calm
down and tell me what has you so excited?" "Well,
father" the nun
began, "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and
I
heard some of the older boys wagering money!"
"A serious
infraction, indeed!" said the priest.
"But that's not what has
me so excited, father" replied the nun,
"it was WHAT they were
wagering ON! They had wagered on a
contest to see who could urinate the
highest on the wall!!"
"What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the
priest, "What did you
do?"
"Well, I hit the CEILING,
father."
"How much did you win?"
