Restaurant jokes
A man walks
into a Chinese restaurant
but is told by the
Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty
minute wait.
"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.
The
man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The
man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."
The bartender pauses
for a few seconds, then smiles and
says, "Once upon time, there were
FOUR little peegs . . . "
