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Todays joke
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave,
when a
guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts
pulling out
fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water.
Bob
can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secret?"
"woogatkakeptewrwm" he answers back.
"what did you say?" replies Bob.
The man spits a large ball of worms on the ice and says to Bob,
" you
have to keep your worms warm".
Restaurant jokes
"Can
I have some two-handed cheese,
please?" a man in a restaurant asked
the waiter.
"What do you
mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter.
"You know, the kind
you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the
other."
