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Todays joke
A Martian lands to plunder,
pillage and
burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and
says,
"I'm a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy.
We're here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you
think about that?"
The owner replies, "I don't have an
opinion. I'm a chartered
accountant."
School jokes
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my
questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point
in me being
here!
