School jokes
Sandy began a
job as an elementary school counselor and
she was eager to help. One
day during recess she noticed a girl
standing by herself on one side of a
playing field while the rest of
the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at
the other.
Sandy
approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the
same
spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy
offered, "Would you like me to be your
friend?"
The girl
hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman
suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you
standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great
exasperation, "I'm the
goalie!"
