School jokes
The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group
picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are
all
grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or
'That's
Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice from the
back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher; she's still
old, nasty, and wrinkled"
