School jokes
One day our
professor was discussing a
particularly complicated concept. A pre-med
student rudely interrupted
to ask, "Why do we have to learn this
pointless
information"
"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the
lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again.
"So how does
physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps
the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied
the
professor.