School jokes
A student comes to a young
professor's
office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door,
kneels
pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer
to him,
flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I
mean..." she
whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He
returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens.
"Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to
a whisper. "Would you...study?"
