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Todays joke
A man walks in to a bar and
says to the
bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt
scotch quick!"]
The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks
them as fast as he
can.
The bartender says " Wow. I never
saw anybady drink that fast."
The man says " well you would drink
as fast as I do if you had what I
have."
The bartender says
" Oh my god . what is it. what do you have?"
The man looks at
him and says " Fifty cents."
Space jokes
What did the metric alien say ?
Take me to
your litre !
