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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke


It was a
particularly tough football game,
and nerves were on edge. The home team had
been the victim of three
or four close calls, and they were now
trailing the visitors by a
touch-down and a field goal. When the official
called yet another
close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback
blew his
top.

How many times can you do this to us in a single game?" he
screamed.
"You were wrong on the out-of-bounds, you were wrong on that
last first
down, and you missed an illegal tackle in the first
quarter."

The official just stared.

The quarterback
seethed, but he suppressed the language that might get
him tossed from the
game. "What it comes down to," he bellowed, "is
that you STINK!"


The official stared a few more seconds. Then he bent down, picked
up
the ball, paced off 15 yards, and put the ball down. He turned
to face
the steaming quarterback.

The official finally
replied, "And how do I smell from here?"


Space jokes

Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, 'Who's there?'