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Todays joke
A man
and his wife were making their first
doctor visit, the wife being
pregnant with their first
child.
After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and
stamped
the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was
curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got
home, the
husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it
was.
In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come
back and see me."
Space jokes
If an athlete gets athlete's foot,
what
does an astronaut get?
Missile toe.