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Todays joke
A priest and a
rabbi operated a church
and a synagogue
across the street from each other. Since their
schedules
intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.
So
they did. They drove it home and parked it in the
street between
their establishments.
A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out
and saw the
priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't
need
a wash, so he ran out and asked the priest what he was
doing.
"I'm blessing it" the priest replied.
The rabbi replied "Oh," then
he ran back into the synagogue.
He reappeared a few minutes later
with a hack saw, ran to the
car and cut off the last 2 inches of the
tailpipe.
Sport jokes
Why
do managers bring suitcases along to
away games?
So that they can pack the defence!
