Sport jokes
St. Peter and Satan
were having an argument
one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game
to be played on
neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly
host and his own
hand-picked boys.
"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven.
"But you realize, I
hope, that we've got all the good players and
the best coaches."
"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered
unperturbed. "We've
got all the umpires."
