Sport jokes
A man is stranded on a desert
island, all
alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon.
He
thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little
closer
and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and
he
thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this
gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to
the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a
cigarette?"
"Ten years!", he says.
She reaches over and unzips a
waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and
pulls out a pack of fresh
cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says,
"Man, oh man! Is
that good!"
Then she asked, "How long has
it been since you've had a drink of
whiskey?"
He replies,
"Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on
her right sleeve,
pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of
her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since
you've had some real fun?"
And the man replies, "Wow! Don't
tell me that you've got golf clubs
in there!"
