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Todays joke
In a nursing home, there is this old woman named
Gladys who likes to walk around and flash people. She walks up to a
nun, opens her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The nun says, "Gladys,
you
know you're not supposed to do that. Now go back to your room.
Gladys
starts walking back and sees the minister. She walks up to
him, opens
her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The minister is shocked
and tells
her to go back to her room. As she continues, she sees an
old man lying
on the bed. She walks in, flashes him, and yells
"Super Pussy!" The
man slowly turns his head and says, "Thanks, I think
I'll have the
soup."
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