Accountant jokes
The doctor comes to see his heart
transplant patient.
"This is good news. It is very unusual, but we
have two donors to
choose from for your new heart."
The patient
is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?"
"One was a teacher
and the other was an accountant."
"I'll take the accountant's
heart," says the patient. "I want one
that hasn't been used."
