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Todays joke


A couple of young guys were fishing
at
their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped

the game warden.

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod
down and started running
through the woods like a bat out of hell and
hot on his heels came the
game warden.

After about a half
mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his
hands on his thighs
to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught
up to him.


"Let's see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped.


With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a

valid fishing license.

"Well, son," said the Game Warden.
"You must be about as dumb as a
box of rocks! You don't have to run
from me if you have a valid
license!"

"Yes sir," replied the
young feller. "But my friend back there,
well, he don't have
one..."


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