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Todays joke
A defense attorney was
cross-examining a
police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:
Q:
Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I
subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the
offender running several blocks away.
Q: Officer, who provided this
description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Q:
A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called
offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
A: Yes sir, with my
life.
Q: With your life? Let me ask you this then officer, do you have
a
locker room in the police station, a room where you change your
clothes in
preparation for your daily duties?
A: Yes sir, we
do.
Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes sir,
I do.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes
sir.
Q: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow of
ficers with your
life, that you find it necessary to lock your
locker in a room you
share with those officers?
A: You see sir,
we share the building with a court complex, and
sometimes defense
attorneys have been known to walk through that room.
Accountant jokes
What's an extroverted accountant?
One
who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his
own.
