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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

It's not what you say, but the way you say
it.

On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still
when I
look into your eyes."

The girl was very
flattered.

What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would
stop a
clock."

Travel and tourist jokes

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."