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Todays joke
At a medical
convention, a male
doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male
doctor
asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the
restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.
After dinner,
one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel
bedroom.
Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says
she has
to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it.
After
the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her
hands.
As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a
surgeon".
She confirms and asks how he knew.
"Easy, you're always
washing your hands."
She then says, "I bet you're an
anesthesiologist."
Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?"
Female doctor: "I
didn't feel a thing."
Apple jokes
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
None,
because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
