Aviation jokes
A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York.
During the meal service, he
accidentally knocked the spoon off
to the aisle with his elbow. The
flight
attendant immediately
took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on his
tray table. The
man was very impressed by the promptness of the service
and
asked, "Do all flight attendants carry a spoon in their pockets?"
The
flight attendant answered, "We had an efficiency expert in to
evaluate
our operation. He determined that 25% of the customers knock
the spoon
off
their tray tables. By carrying a spare spoon, we
all save trips to the
galley and can be much more
efficient."
Later, as the flight attendant is picking his dirty tray up, the
customer
asked, "Excuse me for asking but why do you have a string
hanging from
your fly?"
The flight attendant replied, "The
efficiency expert determined that
we
were spending too much t
ime washing our hands after we went to the
bathroom. To counteract
this, we tie strings to our penises."
The customer looked
confused. "How does that help?" he asked.
"Well, when I go to the
bathroom I just use the string. Since I never
touched myself I don't
need to wash my hands."
The customer nodded and asked, "But how
do you get it back in your
pants?"
The flight attendant
smiled, "I don't know about the other guys, but
I use
the
spoon."
