Aviation jokes
A young lady was conducting a study in to
human sexual
behavior. She came
to the conclusion that the best
place to find participants for the
survey
would be the airport.
After three hours of questioning passengers, she
sees a pilot walking
to his gate. Having heard of the reputation of
pilots
she stops
him "Excuse me, Captain" she says, "I am doing a survey on
human
sexuality...I was wondering if you could answer a few questions..."
The
pilot agrees, and the young lady starts questioning him.
After three
questions, she asks him "...and when was the last time you
had sex?".
Straight away the Captain replies "1959". The girl was
shocked. She
looks
at the captain and asks "1959 isn't that a
long time ago?". "Oh"
the pilot
replies "I guess so...but it's
only 2015 now..."
