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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says
something
about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a

girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''

Aviation jokes

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREW THE CHILDREN!!" Michael Jackson's face lights up and he shouts, "YES, YES!! But do we have enough time?"