Aviation jokes
An airplane was losing altitude
over the
Rocky Mountains. The pilot over
the intercom said that the entire
luggage needed to be thrown overboard
if they were to
survive.
After all the luggage was thrown the plane was still going down so
they
asked for volunteers. A man from Paris went to the door and
said,
"Viva
la France." Next a preacher went to the door and said,
"Lord forgive
me
for what I must do." Finally a rich Texas cattle
rancher said, "Well
guess I got to do my part," and he grabbed two
Mexicans and tossed
them
out and yelled, "Remember the Alamo!.
