Aviation jokes
No flight ever leaves on time unless you are
running
late and need the
delay to make the flight.
If you
are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest
gate
within the terminal.
If you arrive very early for a flight, it
inevitably will be delayed.
Flights never leave from Gate #1 at
any terminal in the world.
If you must work on your flight, you
will experience turbulence as soon
as
you touch pen to paper. Or
start to drink your coffee.
If you are assigned a middle seat,
you can determine who has the seats
on
the aisle and the window
while you are still in the boarding area. Just
look for the two
largest passengers.
Only passengers seated in window seats ever have
to get up to go to the
lavatory.
The crying baby on board is
always seated next to you.
The best-looking woman/man on your
flight is never seated next to you.
The less carry-on luggag
e space available on an aircraft, the more
carry-on luggage
passengers will bring aboard.
